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Fast As Shell

RUNWAY

RUNWAY

€25

€50

1 YR Warranty
30 Day Returns
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Returns

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Oh you thought the tortoise was slow? Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy's lies! The truth is, when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise's shell, flip it on it's back and send it down a hill, well, they as FAST AS SHELL. *As you will be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades! You're move Hare.

*(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke, people.)

Made for Medium Noggins

Just-right midsize sunnies.

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Mirrored Reflective Lenses

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No Slip

Crafted with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Snug, lightweight tortoise shell frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you slay your workout.

All polarised

Glare-reducing, polarised blue lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

all fashion

A fashionable cat-eye shape worthy of any runway (driveways included.)

OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW?
ORIGIN STORY

OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW?

Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is, when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell, flip it on its back and send it down a hill, well, they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades!

Your move, Hare.

*(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke, people.)

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